THE OFFICIAL GIRL TALK THREAD.......PART III

amazingg wrote:

Blake Lewis.... .......

WHAT WAS THIS???

Oh you know....

I'm confused...

Two things I hate:

1. When someone puts water in the shampoo to "make it last longer" and it trickles out of the bottle and you lose half of it as you bring your hands up to your head.

2. When you stub your toe or slam your finger in a drawer REALLY HARD and someone asks "Are you okay?" , while I'm kneeling on the floor clutching my foot or hand in agony. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY???

Random, I know.

Is that what we're doing, talking about things we hate?

collegehottie87 wrote:

I'm confused...

He's a contestant from American Idol, and Grace was, shall we say, on a cloud during his performance.

collegehottie87 wrote:

Is that what we're doing, talking about things we hate?

No, I just put that up randomly. Sorry.

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collegehottie87 wrote:

I'm confused...

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He's a contestant from American Idol, and Grace was, shall we say, on a cloud during his performance. :innocent

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Hannah, you liked him too.

Yeah, I did. But I didn't squeal.

To reign the conversation in, here's the next set of questions:

8. Had been married before?
9. Had a partially deformed face, as in the Phantom of the Opera?
10. Insisted on having a foot long beard?
11. Was illiterate?
12. Was eighteen years older than you?
13. Had his friend propose to you for him? (too shy, busy, etc.)
14. Was going to die in ten years?

debauchedsloth wrote:

Yeah, I did. But I didn't squeal.

It was not a squeal.... It was a .... girlish shriek. Ahem.

debauchedsloth wrote:

To reign the conversation in, here's the next set of questions:

8. Had been married before?
9. Had a partially deformed face, as in the Phantom of the Opera?
10. Insisted on having a foot long beard?
11. Was illiterate?
12. Was eighteen years older than you?
13. Had his friend propose to you for him? (too shy, busy, etc.)
14. Was going to die in ten years?

8. No. Once again, the whole replacement thing. And... did she die? Because in that cause, definitely no. Sorry if I sound cruel.

9. Yes, although it might be a little hard to get used to.

10. NO. What's your problem, dude? What are you hiding? is this some sort of weird pact or cult or something?

11. Eesh. I don't know. Being illiterate would probably signify not being very intelligent or knowledgeable and I wouldn't be able to talk about a lot of things without leaving him out. But maybe it wasn't his fault... In that case, maybe. But I'd feel pretty dumb teaching my husband his ABCs.

12. Oh, help me. I don't think so. he would be buying a walker while i was still in my prime!

13. It would depend on the circumstances. I would probably just want him to wait until he could do the job himself.

14. Yes. It would be sad though.

debauchedsloth wrote:

To reign the conversation in, here's the next set of questions:

8. Had been married before?
9. Had a partially deformed face, as in the Phantom of the Opera?
10. Insisted on having a foot long beard?
11. Was illiterate?
12. Was eighteen years older than you?
13. Had his friend propose to you for him? (too shy, busy, etc.)
14. Was going to die in ten years?

Ok, here goes...

8. Yes, but it would depend on the circumstance. If he was widowed it would be okay, but if he had divorced, I would have to know why and be okay with it. Because I know it's true that he has a higher chance of getting divorced again the next time...

9.I don't know. Scars are hot, but "deformed" is a little strong for me. If it was like "melted", then maybe not. It would depend on how much I loved him...

10.Uh, No.... I'm not marrying ZZ Top. Goatee's (correct spelling, anyone? ) are cool, but foot long beards are not. I just think of what could be living in there.....

11.Yeah, I'd be home-schooling our kids, so I might as well get some practice...

12.Maybe. Age is only a number.

13.Absolutely not.

14. Nope, I would hate the idea of the time creeping up on us...

collegehottie87 wrote:

9.I don't know. Scars are hot, but "deformed" is a little strong for me. If it was like "melted", then maybe not. It would depend on how much I loved him...

Melted! :lol: I don't know why I found that sentence so funny!

debauchedsloth wrote:

8. Had been married before?
9. Had a partially deformed face, as in the Phantom of the Opera?
10. Insisted on having a foot long beard?
11. Was illiterate?
12. Was eighteen years older than you?
13. Had his friend propose to you for him? (too shy, busy, etc.)
14. Was going to die in ten years?

For me:

8. Definitely no. Unless I had been married before as well, and it was just that sort of older-remarrying thing.

9. Ickk....I really did not find the Phantom good looking in ANY way, even the other side of the face. I suppose I would say yes, but.............eh..

10. No. This guy has issues. I like facial hair, on some people, but long beards just signify laziness, sloppiness, weird hippy protest movements..

11. ABSOLUTELY NOT. My marriage has an education requirement.

12. Yeah, but it would depend on my age. Eighteen years older than me now would be thirty-five, and while I can think of some pretty dudes in their mid-thirties...that would just be wrong. But if I was forty and he was fifty eight....eh...not so bad.

13. I would marry him, but I wouldn't accept that proposal. He'd have to go out and get some guts. Sort of Bingley-esque...

14. Yes, because there would be ten good years with someone you love, but it would be DEPRESSING.

I want to go home and watch Blake's performance again.

May I repeat, I REALLY don't like American Idol....

Sorry, Grace...

OH! Was Blake the guy who made the "be-bop" sound affect for that AWESOME performance that those four guys did? If it is, then I'm on your side Grace! He was VERY cool.

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8. Had been married before?
9. Had a partially deformed face, as in the Phantom of the Opera?
10. Insisted on having a foot long beard?
11. Was illiterate?
12. Was eighteen years older than you?
13. Had his friend propose to you for him? (too shy, busy, etc.)
14. Was going to die in ten years?

8. That's a tuff one right off the bat. I think I could, but, wouldn't you always have that little thought in the back of your mind that he's spent YEARS with another woman? And if he was widowed, THEN I'd feel lilke he'd always be like, "Yeah my old wife, boy, I still love her...oh, but I love you too honey! *gives too "squeezy" of a hug* " no thank you.

9.*sigh* the phantom...yes.... YESYESYEYSEYESYESYES!!! Well, so long as the guy was still "so fine" like the phantom. Scars are cool, goop face is not.

10.No. Grizzle only, or the slight goatie, (goatey, gotee? ) anything longer can have things living in it.....and I can't picture trying to kiss him, " i know he's in here somewhere..."

11. Ugh, I dunno. I would have to deal wtih all the paperwork for EVERYTHING, AND, constantly try to think of my husband as something more than stupid. Seriously, where would you have to have grown up to not know your ABCs? A bomb shelter comes to mind....

12. i could name, like, 4 actors right off the top of my head. But as mature as I am, I wonder if it would STILL be to much of a "generation" gap to deal with.

13.Never. If he can't handle the start of our marriage what could possibly convince me that he could handle the rest of it?

14.Oooohhh.... It would take an act of God to help me live through something like that. This is a WAY depressing question.

I know this is the girl thread, but I thought this was so funny I had to put it on here...It's about Minnesotans....

60 ABOVE ZERO:
Floridians turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.

50 ABOVE ZERO:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.

40 ABOVE ZERO:
Italian and English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 ABOVE ZERO:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

20 ABOVE ZERO:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 ABOVE ZERO:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

ZERO:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.

10 BELOW ZERO:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

25 BELOW ZERO:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

40 BELOW ZERO:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 BELOW ZERO:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the mini-van.

460 BELOW ZERO:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 BELOW ZERO:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

I hope Hannah likes this....

Tim said that whole thing in church two or three weeks ago.

collegehottie87 wrote:

ZERO:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.

100 BELOW ZERO:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the mini-van.

500 BELOW ZERO:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

I hope Hannah likes this....

I love those three. Especially the Miami and the minivan parts!

collegehottie87 wrote:

May I repeat, I REALLY don't like American Idol....

Sorry, Grace...

I don't really like Nascar.....but I still listen to you because you like it. Aren't I nice?

miniman101 wrote:

Tim said that whole thing in church two or three weeks ago.

Yeah.

40 BELOW ZERO:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

But not me, I stay out with them Eh'

miniman101 wrote:

Tim said that whole thing in church two or three weeks ago.

Yeah, well I wasn't there, and I don't think Jake or Caitlin were either....so it's still funny....

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!......