The Ugly Clothing Thread

snowhook451 wrote:

Where would you find something like that? .................... Why.

photobucket.

Could we please get off this subject?

Josh, this thread IS this topic. We're all supposed to get really grossed out, and fired up about weird pictures, and poor fashion sense. :afro:

Thats right, I know, but everyone is talking about a fake picture of a rino in her unmentionables.

Or "his" unmentionables.

*ahem* And I STILL think it's funny.

Pirate wrote:

snowhook451 wrote:

Where would you find something like that? .................... Why.

photobucket.

Yeah but Why?

The whole back end of it is fake, (they have tails)

and it's a girl.

How could you POSSIBLY know that? It's not like there's a tail to lift!

Why would I lift a tail?

misswhatsit wrote:

Haha Perfect smiley.

I know, it gets a great reaction.

But back to the question, how DID you know Jake???

Didn't you know? Jake's a professional Rino examiner.

Well to answer the question, I don't thing male rinos go trotting around in there lingerie.

miniman101 wrote:

Well to answer the question, I don't thing male rinos go trotting around in there lingerie.

You would know.



Take that!

Everyone! This has gone on long enough! I can't keep quiet anymore!!

THIS IS OFFENSIVE!! TO ANIMALS AND HUMANS EVERYWHERE!!!!












....It's RHINO, NOT RINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and before we leave the subject of undergarments, another clothing thing that bugs me..

It's fishing opener or whatever, so my least favorite tourists are in town. Chunky, ill-groomed guys as far as the eye can see, and they travel in packs, and they all want to check out at once.

Seriously--get a belt. Actually, first, get some pants that fit--we sell Carhartts at a great low price at the Surplus Store!--and if you can't, then GET A BELT.

The dudes at Fine Arts appeared to actually cinch the belt below the boxers on purpose!! What??!? It's like a bubble-butt waiting to happen. And really, robin's egg blue with little penguins is so not giving masculine appeal.

debauchedsloth wrote:

Oh, and before we leave the subject of undergarments, another clothing thing that bugs me..

It's fishing opener or whatever, so my least favorite tourists are in town. Chunky, ill-groomed guys as far as the eye can see, and they travel in packs, and they all want to check out at once.

Seriously--get a belt. Actually, first, get some pants that fit--we sell Carhartts at a great low price at the Surplus Store!--and if you can't, then GET A BELT.

The dudes at Fine Arts appeared to actually cinch the belt below the boxers on purpose!! What??!? It's like a bubble-butt waiting to happen. And really, robin's egg blue with little penguins is so not giving masculine appeal.

Hey, none of you got it bad. All of thoughs sweaty, no belt wearing, chunky, hairy guys come right over to Vno, after their done shopping at the Surplus Store. Even worse, I get to clean the showers after they use them, which is after there seven day canoe trip. No one knows pain, like I do.

Pirate wrote:

But back to the question, how DID you know Jake???

How did I know what?

Pirate wrote:

Ok, so I had a problem. I wanted to post something on what I believe is one of the biggest problems with girls' wardrobes these days. The problem is, when I tried to find a pic, I didn't find any that I could post on here. Except this one.....


'Nuff said.

Some things are better left hidden.

Look at it, dose it look like a male? No.

miniman101 wrote:

debauchedsloth wrote:

Oh, and before we leave the subject of undergarments, another clothing thing that bugs me..

It's fishing opener or whatever, so my least favorite tourists are in town. Chunky, ill-groomed guys as far as the eye can see, and they travel in packs, and they all want to check out at once.

Seriously--get a belt. Actually, first, get some pants that fit--we sell Carhartts at a great low price at the Surplus Store!--and if you can't, then GET A BELT.

The dudes at Fine Arts appeared to actually cinch the belt below the boxers on purpose!! What??!? It's like a bubble-butt waiting to happen. And really, robin's egg blue with little penguins is so not giving masculine appeal.

Hey, none of you got it bad. All of thoughs sweaty, no belt wearing, chunky, hairy guys come right over to Vno, after their done shopping at the Surplus Store. Even worse, I get to clean the showers after they use them, which is after there seven day canoe trip. No one knows pain, like I do.

Don't forget, on their way to vno they stop at zups as well.

jondoe wrote:

miniman101 wrote:

debauchedsloth wrote:

Oh, and before we leave the subject of undergarments, another clothing thing that bugs me..

It's fishing opener or whatever, so my least favorite tourists are in town. Chunky, ill-groomed guys as far as the eye can see, and they travel in packs, and they all want to check out at once.

Seriously--get a belt. Actually, first, get some pants that fit--we sell Carhartts at a great low price at the Surplus Store!--and if you can't, then GET A BELT.

The dudes at Fine Arts appeared to actually cinch the belt below the boxers on purpose!! What??!? It's like a bubble-butt waiting to happen. And really, robin's egg blue with little penguins is so not giving masculine appeal.

Hey, none of you got it bad. All of thoughs sweaty, no belt wearing, chunky, hairy guys come right over to Vno, after their done shopping at the Surplus Store. Even worse, I get to clean the showers after they use them, which is after there seven day canoe trip. No one knows pain, like I do.

Don't forget, on their way to vno they stop at zups as well.

And please remember that, on their way to Zups, they first must stop at the Moose, to have their "right out of the woods" meal. And they think it's great that they smell all "manly and woodsey", when in fact, they just plain REEK!

Pirate wrote:

jondoe wrote:

miniman101 wrote:

debauchedsloth wrote:

Oh, and before we leave the subject of undergarments, another clothing thing that bugs me..

It's fishing opener or whatever, so my least favorite tourists are in town. Chunky, ill-groomed guys as far as the eye can see, and they travel in packs, and they all want to check out at once.

Seriously--get a belt. Actually, first, get some pants that fit--we sell Carhartts at a great low price at the Surplus Store!--and if you can't, then GET A BELT.

The dudes at Fine Arts appeared to actually cinch the belt below the boxers on purpose!! What??!? It's like a bubble-butt waiting to happen. And really, robin's egg blue with little penguins is so not giving masculine appeal.

Hey, none of you got it bad. All of thoughs sweaty, no belt wearing, chunky, hairy guys come right over to Vno, after their done shopping at the Surplus Store. Even worse, I get to clean the showers after they use them, which is after there seven day canoe trip. No one knows pain, like I do.

Don't forget, on their way to vno they stop at zups as well.

And please remember that, on their way to Zups, they first must stop at the Moose, to have their "right out of the woods" meal. And they think it's great that they smell all "manly and woodsey", when in fact, they just plain REEK!

Okay, hey! Before they even go into the Surplus store they stop in that nice little gift shop across from Surplus, realize that it's just a nice little gift shop, laugh at some of the gross cards we sell, eat the sample pretzels, and leave to go to the more manly surplus store.... But the image and the smell stays behind.

>Shoes without socks
>Sandals with socks
>Guys in flip-flops
>Sleevless shirts for guys (the cereal box kind)
>Plaid shorts (for girls it's okay sometimes)
>Ultra, ultra low or ultra HIGH jeans