A STORY FOR MISS CAITLIN *READ ME! DON'T IGNORE ME!!*

Once upon a time there was a girl named Hannah, and she had a friend named Caitlin.

(aw)

Hannah was usually very hesitant to disclose any personal details and thoughts of her life. And sometimes even the boldest hints flew over Caitlin's head, particularily when some beefcake was walking by. (heh)

But one day Hannah decided to write a long, oh, say, fourteen page document about one of her favorite movies. She slaved over it night after night, thinking to herself, Caitlin....will........enjoy....this.....

Finally, the document was ready, and Hannah entrusted it to her friend very nervously, hoping it would not fall into the wrong hands. For with this document and a handy dandy tape recorder, Caitlin would embark on a great quest to further understand her somewhat weird friend.

Caitlin clutched the precious document in her hands, the product of her friend's endless toil, the key to a thousand mysteries.

Then she went home, threw it under the bed, dumped some Roy Rogers movies on top of it, and forgot about it.


The end.

And the moral of the story is....................?

I think the only one who can write a reply to this is Caitlin.

ps. Go to the park tomorrow (everyone) and see our dog/wolf, and our pile of snow that we worked long and hard on.

HA ha ha!!!!! *ulp* I'm SO sorry Hannah! I am ashamed. I know, I KNOW! Grrrr! I just always forget about it! I'm sure if I "only knew" how great it was, wild horses couldn't stop me from watching it, (even if ol' Roy himself rode up on Trigger). I just always get home too late, or have chores to do, or forget...... *sigh* you're right, i have been a lowsy friend. I swear on my dead goldfish' grave, I shall watch that ENTIRE thing next day I get off......okay?

I may have been sub-consciously avoiding it until the PERFECT mood, since I'm a little scared I might botch it somehow. Then I'd REALLY have a reason to feel bad.

You know, this is the difference between girls and boys (Women and Men), You two are doing exactly what girls do and should (from my perspective), you two, just yeah. Guys, yes they sure do get a little crazy in the local dairy queen, and yes we do fart and scratch, and EAT and then eat a little more, and go outside and scoop poop (well that might be just us), and of course we stink sometimes and don't remember to zip up our flies. Thats just what guys do. At least most of them. I would be scared if not all of them did, does, is doing it.

What iam saying, i have no idea, rambling, ahh!

Well iam sorry if we, I imbaressed any of you, iam sorry, and i will try to act more mature around you.

So what did i just say. Dont ask. what, i dont know.

misswhatsit wrote:

HA ha ha!!!!! *ulp* I'm SO sorry Hannah! I am ashamed. I know, I KNOW! Grrrr! I just always forget about it! I'm sure if I "only knew" how great it was, wild horses couldn't stop me from watching it, (even if ol' Roy himself rode up on Trigger). I just always get home too late, or have chores to do, or forget...... *sigh* you're right, i have been a lowsy friend. I swear on my dead goldfish' grave, I shall watch that ENTIRE thing next day I get off......okay?

I may have been sub-consciously avoiding it until the PERFECT mood, since I'm a little scared I might botch it somehow. Then I'd REALLY have a reason to feel bad.

This is the messiest looking post I've ever seen.

misswhatsit wrote:

HA ha ha!!!!! *ulp* I'm SO sorry Hannah! I am ashamed. I know, I KNOW! Grrrr! I just always forget about it! I'm sure if I "only knew" how great it was, wild horses couldn't stop me from watching it, (even if ol' Roy himself rode up on Trigger). I just always get home too late, or have chores to do, or forget...... *sigh* you're right, i have been a lowsy friend. I swear on my dead goldfish' grave, I shall watch that ENTIRE thing next day I get off......okay?

I may have been sub-consciously avoiding it until the PERFECT mood, since I'm a little scared I might botch it somehow. Then I'd REALLY have a reason to feel bad.

I'm sure it will make you laugh. Of course, realize, I wrote this before we had had certain conversations regarding certain characters, and so now I am expecting a very long brutally blunt critique of certain physiques.
But then, you're supposed to be honest. And remember, I get to be as honest as you when I watch that musical or whatever.

Dead goldfish's grave??

miniman101 wrote:

You know, this is the difference between girls and boys (Women and Men), You two are doing exactly what girls do and should (from my perspective), you two, just yeah. Guys, yes they sure do get a little crazy in the local dairy queen, and yes we do fart and scratch, and EAT and then eat a little more, and go outside and scoop poop (well that might be just us), and of course we stink sometimes and don't remember to zip up our flies. Thats just what guys do. At least most of them. I would be scared if not all of them did, does, is doing it.

What iam saying, i have no idea, rambling, ahh!

Well iam sorry if we, I imbaressed any of you, iam sorry, and i will try to act more mature around you.

So what did i just say. Dont ask. what, i dont know.

We're doing exactly what girls do? What are we doing, exactly? Or are you talking about at DQ? Or right now?

I dont know what i was talking about. I read now and get a kick out of it. I woke up this morning having no idea at what i wrote the night before.

Yeah, I have those moments.

miniman101 wrote:

I dont know what i was talking about. I read now and get a kick out of it. I woke up this morning having no idea at what i wrote the night before.

Were you drunk?

jondoe wrote:

miniman101 wrote:

I dont know what i was talking about. I read now and get a kick out of it. I woke up this morning having no idea at what i wrote the night before.

Were you drunk?

On what, lime juice?

I did have a glass of that sparkling juice. :lol:

miniman101 wrote:

You know, this is the difference between girls and boys (Women and Men), You two are doing exactly what girls do and should (from my perspective), you two, just yeah. Guys, yes they sure do get a little crazy in the local dairy queen, and yes we do fart and scratch, and EAT and then eat a little more, and go outside and scoop poop (well that might be just us), and of course we stink sometimes and don't remember to zip up our flies. Thats just what guys do. At least most of them. I would be scared if not all of them did, does, is doing it.

What iam saying, i have no idea, rambling, ahh!

Well iam sorry if we, I imbaressed any of you, iam sorry, and i will try to act more mature around you.

So what did i just say. Dont ask. what, i dont know.

I don't really understand it, (reminds me of those infamouse messages you left on my cell phone) but I like it. :lol: It may be my favourite post of yours so far.

I just read it again, and it made me laugh again. Haha